Friday August 22, 2008 at 20:24
“Remember that kid on the playground that no one liked but you had to play with because your mom told you everybody needs a friend? Remember how you’d always leave him at the monkey bars to “guard the base” while you and your real friends went out to raid the super-fast slide? Yeah, in Decepticon circles they call that kid “the Shockwave.”
— Less Than Meets the Eye: The 12 Most Ridiculous Transformers of All Time | Geekdad from Wired.com